no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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