I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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