I'm drive I can fine osifer
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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