I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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