First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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