oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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