When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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