none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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