Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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