Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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