In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
