do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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