Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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