Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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