normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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