Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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