if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
