How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Mom said you looked used
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You don't make any sense
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