It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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