I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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