I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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