woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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