Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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