Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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