butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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