i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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