Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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