It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
