Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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