Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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