My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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