its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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