just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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