I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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