Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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