new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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