I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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