Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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