HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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