I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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