Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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