we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He has the fingertips of a God
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