Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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