I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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