you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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