On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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