Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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