Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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