I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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