Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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