Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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