Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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