But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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