Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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