Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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