Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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