To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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