Me. At least after what I've been through.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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